Nano Nano

Nano Nano

Located at scenic Paradise Mall, Nano Nano specializes in alternative treatments. While the local Pharmacy concentrates on X-Change, Phil (no relation) at Nano Nano dispenses assistance for other needs in life!

Just pop in and Phil can assist with anything ELSE that might pop in

Nano Nano has several treatments available to customers. Some are familiar, some are new innovations! Stop on by and see Phil today! There are four categories to browse:

Featured

Nano Nano: Consequences? You’re better than that!

NanoBot Birth Control is the most likely treatment sought out.The only contraceptive on the market that can boast high success against the legendary X-Change Breeder. We’re so confident, we’re willing to put our money where our mouth is to prove it! But we’ll get to that…

Other Treatments

Nano Nano: We’re looking out for ya!

While others chose to drop non-transformation treatment options, Nano Nano stepped up to keep you covered! With no increase in prices!

Nanobot Training

Nano Nano: It’s your choice! Kind of!

At Nano Nano, we know not everyone wants the exact same treatment. We worked hard to introduce module packs for you to customize! Not only can you be protected, you can choose HOW you’ll be protected! And how you get there! Train up or pay to win, it’s up to you!

Training Module options include:

  • Injector Servo Array I: Launcher heat efficiency improved
  • Focused Payload Lens I: +10% antibody blast radius
  • Gamete Salvage Classifier I: +22% power-up drop chance and a shorter dry-streak pity window
  • Attractor Traits I: +60% power-up pickup radius and a light trail-magnet tug
  • Membrane Stitcher Swarm I: Repair restores 5 protective segments instead of 3
  • Antibody Rail Injector: +20% missile travel speed
  • Viscosity Field: Unlocks Slow Field power-up drops. Slightly boosts all power-up incidence
  • Cryo-Anchor Payloads: Unlocks Freeze power-up drops. Slightly boosts all power-up incidence
  • Threat Classifier: Special sperm drop richer salvage. Braniacs dodge less
  • Spermzilla Cracker: Mega and Powerful sperm take +1 direct blast damage
  • Apoptosis Cascade Charge: Unlocks Bomb power-up drops. Slightly boosts all power-up incidence
  • Blast Combo Capacitor: 5-kill blasts vent launcher heat. 8-kill blasts trigger a brief overclock
  • Field Battery: Rapid Fire overclock lasts longer. Control fields get a small duration boost too
  • Crisis Field Governor: Control fields last longer and dry streaks are shorter
  • Injector Servo Array II: Requires Injector Servo Array I. Launcher heat efficiency further improved
  • Emergency Ovum Guard: Once per deployment, intercepts one egg breach
  • Reserve Battery I: Nanobots can engage twice per day instead of once.
  • Reserve Battery II: Requires Reserve Battery I. Nanobots can engage three times per day
  • Apoptosis Chain Reaction: Requires Apoptosis Cascade Charge. Bomb leaves a brief freeze field after detonating

Choose well!

Contests

Nano Nano: What could go wrong?

And here we are! Nano Nano stepping up and standing behind our product! Take the challenge today! Win fabulous prizes! Become the face of Nano superiority! Forever!

You WILL need to be on an X-Change Breeder (not supplied, BYOB) to apply. Remember to read the terms and conditions in our disclaimer. Nano Nano accepts no responsibility for skill issues.