Hailey

Hailey

Background
Originally brought onboard as a junior member of DynaPill’s sales team, Harry’s early tenure was marked by suboptimal results. Following multiple missed quotas, limited cross-team collaboration, and persistent concerns from HR regarding professional presentation, Harry was placed on a Performance Improvement Plan. While technically proficient in niche subjects (notably including Star Trek extended lore, Mass Effect trilogy branching narratives, and competitive Warhammer 40,000 play), his limited interpersonal skills and poor adherence to workplace hygiene standards hindered client engagement and internal synergy.

Transformation & Current Role
After a final performance review, DynaPill management offered Harry an ultimatum: either transition to an administrative support role via WANGL Pharmaceuticals’ SECRET-ary™ Pill enhancement program, or seek opportunities elsewhere. Opting in, Harry’s unique genetic profile synergized with the SECRET-ary™ formula, resulting in the creation of Hailey — a caramel-complexioned, high-energy administrative wunderkind known for her mastery of scheduling, inbox management, and PowerPoint deck optimization.

Operational Notes
Hailey’s transformation is active for up to 12 hours per dose, after which she reverts to her baseline male form and returns to her off-duty hobbies. Despite the radical physical and behavioral differences between forms, HR officially considers Hailey and Harry to be the same employee for payroll and benefits purposes. The 12-hour length of the transformation means that Hailey persists for a few hours after the workday’s 5PM close; if you befriend Hailey enough, that means you can sometimes join her for some post-work hangouts!

Key Competencies

  • Calendar orchestration for multiple sales executives
  • Maintaining 100% meeting start-time compliance
  • Inbox triage and correspondence drafting with near-zero error rate
  • Office morale enhancement through positive verbal reinforcement and strategic deployment of sexual assets

Gameplay Role

Hailey serves as both a morale booster and an operational asset for the player, offering unique daily benefits:

  • Daily Beverage Service – Once per in-game day, Hailey will provide the player with a complimentary coffee, granting a single-use Action Point boost. As per DynaPill’s Employee Wellness & Productivity Program, this “caffeine intervention” is available regardless of player performance metrics.
  • Administrative Optimization (Unlocked at Sales Desk Level 4) – Leveraging her SECRET-ary™-enhanced skill set, Hailey can provide targeted workflow improvements once per day. Players may choose between:
    • Lead Enhancement – Improves the quality of sales leads.
    • Demo Deferral – Reduces the likelihood of time-consuming sales demos.
    • Close Rate Support – Increases the chance of successful sales conversions.
  • Discretionary Personal Engagement (Requires ≥ 80 Masculinity & qualifying sales rank) – In certain scenarios, players with sufficient workplace standing may negotiate Hailey’s assistance in… less formal capacities. The SECRET-ary™ formula is documented to increase libido proportionally to professional achievement, meaning Hailey’s arousal rises with every completed task. Management guidance suggests that such “personal morale sessions” may be mutually beneficial to productivity outcomes.